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Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.
John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?
Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...
John: Lucky guy.
Steve: I know.
Another name for the Belly Button.
- Kaytea F.
Stop playing with my first mouth!
When a girl rides your face on her period.
My girl was riding my face and I ended up with Harley Quin Mouth.
Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
Slang for chapped lips.
I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.
Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.
Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...
Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.
Friend 1: What about Instagram?
Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.