It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!
Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.
a person(s) who take a shit out in a field
you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"
When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.
A friendly term used to identify, greet, acknowledge, or recognize a close friend who is both Crunk and a Stud Muffin.
Person 1: Welcome to the party, my man!
Person 2: Sup, Crunk Muffin! Looking fazed and it hasn't even been an hour!
to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area
Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip
A tanning apparatus for the vagina.
This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.