Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.
*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head
It's a tasty treat nothing sexual.
1:could I have a mighty muffin
2:yes here is a chocolate muffin.
What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.
I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.
An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction
Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!
Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie
The paper on the muffin also know cupcake liners
I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.