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Is a deep fried vagina old men use to jerk off with!
Hey gramps i see you have a Crunchy Munchy Pocket how was it?
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The pocket in the top left of your shirt
I have a chicken nugget pocket
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Before having sex with a woman you take any stinky fish and rub on your dick and balls. Then proceed to having anal sex and rite before you cum you pull out and let her down oraly your fish poo load.
So after i got done fishing i used the left over bait to give her a Portuguese hot pocket.
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a frisco hot pocket is when a man shits in another man's asshole
Todd didn't feel like giving Dan oral, so he just gave him a frisco hot pocket
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The act of chewing goldfish then spitting it into to woman's vagina then Fucking the hell out of her
Yeah dude I did the goldfish hot pocket to McKenzie last night
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When you have an erection. It’s called “keys” because of Inserting the “key” into the “key hole.” you get it.
Bro why do you have the keys in your pocket!?
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The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.
Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.
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