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a very small and thin penis, which has problems erecting....
girl1:want to go shopping?
girl2:Naa, i'm going to go with martin to the movies
girl1:Martin C.?!
girl2: umm... yea...
girl1:... HE HAS A PIXIE PENIS!!!
girl2:... so where are we going shopping?
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A large Asian penis. Roughly the same as BBC is for large black cock.
Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.
Girl 1: I've almost completed my sexual bucket list.
Girl 2: What's left to do?
Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?
Girl 2: At least one is doable.
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One who is a hero of the Penis or who has done epic things with his own genitals.
"You know that dude Roger, man he came back from Thailand a real penis hero."
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1 penis year is equivalent to 1 month of getting no action at all. not even a handjob.
bro i havent had my dick touched in 10 years!!!
thats like 120 penis years ahahaha
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Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus
Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "
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An injury inflicted by SIB, or Spooning Induced Boners. Another term is a boner-bash. It can vary from being a soft tender spot on the thigh to a large and painful bruise lasting more than two days. Penis-pokes are not lethal, but they are annoying. The pokers are often Spenjamins.
"Oh my god, someone gave me a penis-poke! It hurrrttss!"
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The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.
Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.
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