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Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.
(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.
"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.
"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
"You got milk jugs?", I queried.
"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.
I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."
He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."
I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"
(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
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When a girl presents her face for you to nut on and you get her upper lip and spread it into the shape of a milk mustache with your penis
I gave her a Milwaukee Milk 'Stache then totally passed out!
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When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.
Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."
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jacking off, masturbating, wank, jerk off, jo
My girl gets what she wants after she is done milking the cobra.
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Someone (usually a guy) who is a dork who tries to be cool and fails miserably. Usually older, (18-40) and also a wuss or acts wussy; lacks a backbone.
Cary Elwes character from Liar Liar is a perfect example.
Did you see Lisa's new boyfriend? Don't know what she sees in him, the guy's milked toast.
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A hipster band, often the butt of all of 4chan's music board's jokes. The lyrics are pretentious and sung by a horrible singer. They also have a horn player, which is their only redeeming quality. Anyone who claims to like this band is probably trolling you.
"hai u guiz, do u like neutral milk hotel"
-Troll on 4chan
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It's like a rich white girl... but black.
Damn dude, you after that rich chocolate milk?
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