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You are amazing, I'm going to tongue punch your fart box later tonite.
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Porn that features the male punching their partner in the gut while yelling "FALCON PUNCH" immediately after orgasming inside their partner in any way.
I totally FaP'ed that chick last night -- she started gagging and freaking out all over the place.
I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.
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An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.
A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.
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When someone takes a dump, shoves it in a taco of some sort, and slams it into a someone's ass. Used mainly for pranks or in some (odd) cases, pleasure.
"Damn, that guy just gave me a Mexican Punch Burger"
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An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
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When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.
"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"
Tongue punch my fart box is to lick someone's asshole
Guy~Will you tongue punch my fart box
Girl~Of course I will
Guy~Thank you
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