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Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim

Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?

by grand unified February 26, 2016


sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much

by shashwah January 26, 2016


funny design sock boy

The one loser that wears taco socks to school everyday because he thinks woman find them attractive and unique. He’ll start screaming at you if you ever tell him to wear normal socks likes an average person.

Who is that weirdo who wears weird stupid socks everyday?

Has to be the angry fortnite sweat, funny design sock boy

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 19, 2024


sock-n-rock it

(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.

Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 17, 2010


Snot Sock

A sock you cum inside that dries to be observed as snot

I cum so hard in that snot sock last night watching porn.
My mother found my snot sock and asked why I use socks to blow my nose.

by jwalex November 8, 2017


glue sock

A prank in which a male uses a roommates or friends sock to cum into and then ball the pair back up and place into the sock drawer and wait for the victim to place said sock on their foot.

Terry was pissed when he put the glue sock on from the other night.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014


Curry Sock

You curry in a sock for later eating.

Often done in teams of two, making a curry to store in a sock and eat out of in the future.

Fergus: "Hey Josh, you wanna come around and make a Curry Sock."
Josh: "Yeah man, I'll bring the spice."

by CurryAnonymous February 27, 2024