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Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.
Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.
A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."
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WHY YOU SEARCHING THIS UP!!!! HAHA!! Go look on your maps or better yet go back to google and see if you can find that place 🤦🏽 ♀️
Your so dumb for not knowing where Torres straight island is💀😅
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Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing
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Straight pipe no border, expressed more commonly in its abbreviated form, "SPNB".
Defined as the absence of the typical male contraceptive (Condom) during coitus.
In more general senses, can be used to delineate the use of a straight exhaust system on a motor vehicle.
I porked a total nade Straight Pipe No Border last night! I need to get checked out asap!
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A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.
Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.
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"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"
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