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Hes that one guy who has voice cracks all the time and cant stop hes typically from the Netherlands they try to be as good as hungarians but are not
Guy 1 : Tom you're a Dutch pussine
Tom : ( in their voice crack language) " YoU MaKiNg FuN oF Me JuSt BeCaUsE I'm Dutch
Guy 2 : yes you mook
Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.
Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.
1. A name of many children.
2. The name of the cat on Tom & Jerry.
Tom’s are one of the most uniques species of man, being at both polar extremes. They can either be complete asshats or gigachad with fucking massive girth. Both versions are slender and chill, with the asshat variant tending to be shorter. Toms and Olivers also tend to pair very well, tending to be the very best of fuck buddys.
Tom is so fucking hot, I wanna give him the most delicious, sloppiest, scrumdiddilyumptious head
A charismatic and captivating individual who effortlessly embodies the epitome of sexiness, hotness, and handsomeness. Tom's unique blend of sensitivity and delicacy makes him not only physically attractive but emotionally irresistible. His humor is a magnetic force, making every moment spent with him a joyous adventure.
Tom is not just adorable; he has a remarkable ability to make you feel safe and secure. He is your unwavering protector and steadfast supporter, gradually growing to become the most crucial person in your life. Even when you attempt to walk away, the gravitational pull of Tom's presence is undeniable, leaving you unable to resist the profound need for him in your life.
Beyond his magnetic personality, Tom excels as an amazing friend, a loving dad, a devoted son, and a supportive brother. His intelligence, creativity, and drive ensure he is headed for unparalleled success in all aspects of life.
Life's twists might have led Tom to move away, creating physical distance, but the emotional connection remains unbroken. If given the chance, Tom would undoubtedly be the last person you'd ever need, and your love for him would endure through eternity.
Person 1: "Have you met Tom yet?"
Person 2: "Oh, he's the reason why ice cream melts when he walks by."
A name for a man with long greasy hair and smelly breath who likes to express his political desires
Omg, I wish he’d brush his teeth, he’s such a tom.
Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.