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Texas (/ˈtɛksəs/, also locally /ˈtɛksɪz/; Spanish: Texas, Texas ) is a state in the South Central region of the United States. At 268,596 square miles (695,662 km2), and with more than 29.1 million residents in 2020, it is the second-largest U.S. state by both area (after Alaska) and population (after California). Texas shares borders with the states of Louisiana to the east, Arkansas to the northeast, Oklahoma to the north, New Mexico to the west, and the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas to the south and southwest; and has a coastline with the Gulf of Mexico to the southeast.
Hey bro!
Hiiiii!
How is it in Texas?
Kinda good!
Niceeeee.
to anally be stuffed deep with capybaras
I am so texas right now
Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.
Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.
texas is so gay
person n1 - have you heard that the popular boy kissed a guy??
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
Where owning more than six dildos is illegal and where you can buy an AR-15 at 15yrs old
Please help my friends keep saying this isn't real... is it real anymore?... or am I just dreaming...?
Texan: "Living in Texas is amazing!"
Random person: "But Texas isn't even real??"