Skin Cake

When a vagina is so loose it looks like a birthday cake

Hannah: Wanna go screw ????
Bob: Bitch please that pussy is a skin cake!!!

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muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

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Cake by the ocean

Not actually real cake by the ocean, it’s supposed to be sex or something idk

Tyrone: wanna have some cake by the ocean?
Tom holland: like your ass or real ckae?

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Zebra Cake

Where a man shits, jacks off, then splooges into a zig zag to make it look like zebra pelt. Then the man eats the zebra cake or makes someone else eat it.

Yo Josh, my girlfriend ate my Zebra Cake!
Josh: That's disgusting bruh

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princess cake

eating ass

It stands for eating ass

Hey bro have you seen what Viktoria is wearing tonight?
yeah I'd like myself some of that princess cake if you know what I mean ;3

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Sink cake

The unfortunate result after a delicious ice cream cake has melted too much to retain it's shape. The cake is moved to the sink and continues to be eaten with a spoon. Often occurs after people are too drunk to remember to put the cake someplace cold.

Dude 1: That cake was delicious! Got any more?

Dude 2: It's in the sink. It was melting all over the counter. Here's a spoon. Have some more.

Dude 1: Hmmmm, sink cake is awesome =

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tunnel cake

The fresh human defication created for eating pleasure.

Yeah, hold on a minute boss. I am making you a tunnel cake

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