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noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.
"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."
A man who has a child or children by a woman who is not/no longer his wife or girlfriend.
My baby's daddy is so sweet, he'll do anything for her/him that he can.
A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
A baby concieved by two members of the Youtube community.
"EVERYBODY wants to have Barry Aldridge's Youtube baby."
Elmo's homie on Sesame Street.
Elmo tries to hook up Baby Bear with Maria but she is just way out of Baby Bear's league... for now
A large production of a single piece of feces.
I'm have to go lay out a steak baby
Baby Yoda is a quite recently discovered Swedish Delicacy. Discovered in December 2019, this bat-eared alien was prospected for flavor by famous food connoisseur PewDiePie. Although this exiting new culinary discovery has not been Gordon Ramsay approved, many expect great things of this rare delight.
Hey Joe, I bought us some canned Baby Yoda.