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Those Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters
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To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!
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a gif
gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok
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When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard
Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”
a deleted scene in yellow dello
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When you sing all the instruments in a song, while throwing your hair in a swirlie.
Hey, remember Step Back in Time?
Oh yeah, didn't we--
What did we do?
Oh yeah, we Fumb Ducked!
Like all the time.
Every night.
Damn, we were loud.
Get drunk emptying a bottle of cold duck.
Have a bottle of cold duck