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When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."
Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!
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a mexican poop squad is when you and a bunch of friends eat taco bell, and a few hours later when it hits your stomach hard, all of you go and poop at the same time
mexican poop squad
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When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.
Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.
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to put chilli sauce on your balls and get a girl to lick it off
i gave her a mexican dip
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When someone farts inside the car and locks all of the windows.
"Oh lord it smells like butthole. Why won't my window roll down?"
"Mexican Sauna!!"
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You start drinking early and you go hard until the next morning and there is usually a piñata 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain party mexicans again
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When you and your roommate both masturbate while pretending to be asleep, each keeping one eye open to make sure the other one doesn't 'wake up'.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.
Roommate 1: "Yo man I jerked off so hard last night, thank god you didn't wake up."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."
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