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world short people day

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)

"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"

by a tall person 101 November 2, 2021


World’s Most Generic Sink

A Generic Sink, found at Menard’s. Sought after by Black Billabong and Bone Cow.

Woah, Kevin! I just found the World’s Most Generic Sink in Menard’s! Get over here!

by anyolsink February 28, 2019


Step out in the real world

Idiom

To tackle problems in the real world or life.

If we don't interact with opposite gender, we won't know how to deal with them when we would step out in the real world for livelihood.

by Zami Karzai August 14, 2018


one world trade center

a tall building that's basically replaced the twin towers
it can be called the "freedom tower" or "1 wtc"

Jerry: "dude I shoved the one world trade center up my ass yesterday"
Gary: "dude what the actual fuck"

by sillyhuman June 28, 2023

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dog-eat-kitten-world

When something only bad happens to someone/something and there is nothing they could have done to stop/prevent it.
Coined by Mark Fogarty(freind of Osama Bin Laden)

"did you hear about the school shooting?"
"yeah its a real dog-eat-kitten-world out there"

by fishdog seed March 19, 2023


If the world had a front porch

It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car

It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 22, 2021


World shag a Ginger Day

June 28th is world shag a Ginger day. Fuck a Ginger. Or go crazy and fuck multiple!

"why is everyone flirting with Ed Sheeran?"

"It's world Shag a Ginger day!"

by Gnome_dave April 18, 2022