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Freight Train

When you're so ugly your face will make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

Bro. My girlfriend can pull nice head but her face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

My grandma said Marie's face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road, then a dirt NAP.

by ARsithuldore April 6, 2021


Ass Train

Arschlok in German

Fuck me !
I can't, I have ass train

Spritz mir!
I kann nicht, ich hab' ein Arschlock in meinem Arsch
Used by virgins

by Arschloch April 13, 2018


Thomas the train

The best gosh darn train in existence

Thomas the train

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023


Messy Train

The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.

Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines

2 fat lines are made and snorted.

Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh

by Orange Gregory October 4, 2009


the Bullet Train Move

A chess move that allows you to “speed” in any direction you like (excluding backwards). It is essentially a one-time queen but this move cannot be used to checkmate a king.

(Do not run the king over.)
verb

I love doing the Bullet Train Move, it’s so op frfr!

by k-hot jalapeños December 31, 2024


Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.

Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"

by smellie mofo July 21, 2011


Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024