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Unique chess middle game technique which requires advanced positional mobility and illustrious Garlic knot tactical knowledge. This move is also know as the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation.
"I slammed Cagnus Marlson using the Pepperoni Plower Trap Yesterday."
"Revy Lozmen destroyed me in chess yesterday using the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation."
when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex
things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood
A heterosexual person, who does or say gay shit with their friends because it’s funny to them.
“Y’all I got a girl, stop fruit trappin so much or else ima act up”
When a girl tightens her pussy around the dick
She hit the venis fly trap on me
When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....
Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
The act when a woman wraps her legs around the man so he can't escape while doing missionary.
Damn our sex was so god that she hit me with the "penis fly trap".