Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove
A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.
Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.
Another derogatory term for a homosexual male.
Justin Beiber's a right fuckin turd molestor.
European slang for anus or colon
Person 1: After I ate Mexican food last night my turd chunnel is on fire
When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.
I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.
Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.
It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.
When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.