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when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit
friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole
He is bald, one-legged guy with rotten teeth and the ugliest motherfucker i’ve ever seen in my life.
He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
Look, it’s kerim the turd aka the bald ogre
Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.
Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake
A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.
Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds
A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.
Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
When your shit is brown water.
I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.