Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters

Frickin woman

Those Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters

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I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

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eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

a gif

gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok

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You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

a deleted scene in yellow dello

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fredrick the duck

A bit funny. LOUD.Kewl.Has a Mustache. Likes goutes. VERY OCD. Theme song me myself and i.Friends with Larry Da Unicorn. Captain Cam Cam. And Glitter Girl. Kind of dark. Is a vampire. Like elder scrolls,cod, and assasins creed.

Fredrick The Duck- WHAT UP WHAT UP WHAT UP.
Not much

Dying Duck

Expression: A really bad musician

Our orchestra sounds like dying ducks!