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1. A mass of fine poop particles in the atmosphere.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.
Dude, I was driving home from the all you can eat garlic pizza place when I farted and totally Fart Misted all over the inside of my underwear and cheeks.
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High pressure fart that unexpectedly carries a foul smelling liquid with it. The liquid may not be noticed immediatly but is usually stopped by underwear, bed sheets or spattered all over the toilet bowl.
Cheering the team on Betty ripped off a monsterous fart. she reallized to her horror that it was a spit fart when she did the splits
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a timed fart at the end of a heated conversation
"Joe punctuated Rita's loud "YES!" with a short but resonating exclamation fart"
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Water or liquid that leaks from you ass hole when you fart. This causes you underwear to get wet or damp. It's not shit.......its fart water!
My fart water left a wet patch on the back of my boxers!
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When someone farts, and there's no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.
Dude! What`s that smell?
It must have been a ghost fart.
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A REALLY annoying Advertisiment that just annoys everyone. I will take you to some spam site which will sell your details to Ask.com (ohhh, who said that) who sell it to the mafia. It is god damn useless and would rather be a daddy longlegs.
"The Fart Button, Press it, You know you want to", "P.S. You details may be sold and your accounts content's empied" Text Magnified by 3000 times.
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Anus, backside, butt, ass, etc
Bone up the fartpipe - to induldge in anal intercourse, or "you've boned that up the fartpipe" - you've made a mess of that
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