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A phrase used by ER Physicians descriping the refrain from prescriping narotics.
Hey Dr. Graves, Don't Feed the bears. They only come back for more.
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When one ejaculates sperm onto their hand and slaps another, it ends up a sticky mess with someone mad.
Sometimes i want to give his girlfriend a stinging polar bear.
I was walking down the street when some ass hole gave me a stinging polar bear.
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A fiendish polar bear with a minigun that shoots out flaming kittens. Beware, he will steal your food.
In Tales of the Blode on rathergood.com, he was a prime antagonist.
His weakness is citrus fruits.
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An extremely weak and timid creature that bends over and takes it in the ass from a bunch of politically correct liberal idiots. Also may just be referred to as a pussy.
The rebel black bears will really have to lube up for the trip to tuscaloosa this weekend.
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The overused nickname for anyone cursed with the name Amanda. Contrary to popular belief, it is far from clever.
"All my Amandas are Amanda Pandas."
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The 2nd and most controversial ammendment to the Constitution. It is part of the bill of rights.
1) The right to have bear-like arms
2) The right to own a firearm
3) The right to shoot a bear and put its arms on the wall
4) The most confusing thing in the world
1) Damn! Halloween is so much better now that I have the right to wear bear arms. I'm going to scare everybody!
2) Martha, I'z goin' a shoot me a crocodillio or a deer for our dinna' cause I gots the right to bear me some arms.
3) Since I have the right to bear arms, I might as well mount this petrified bear on the wall.
4) What were our forefathers thinking when they gave us the right to bear arms? Maybe they never thought it was possible for something this vauge to be misinterperated.
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A woman, usually a close friend or girlfriend who has to know everything you are doing, when you are doing it, who you are talking to, why you are talking to them and what your plans are for the day.
Most over bearing bitches suffer from control freak issues and have low self esteem. They also could be suffering from a lack of initiation in their own lives.
Over Bearing Bitch
Her - Where were you all this time, I talked to you five minutes ago and it does not take that long to come over here.
Him - What?
Her - Who did you talk to today I want to know Now.
Him - What?
And it goes on and on and on.
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