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When you get a boner from the wall cause the wall is just so sexy you keep running into it over and over and so you 'hit it all night long'
'Friend #1':bro i got such a dezy boner last night!
'Friend #2':wtf is wrong with you. ....
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The ability to receive an erection with natural outdoor environments such as forests and beaches as the only source of your penile arousal.
Dude this waterfall is giving me a nature boner .
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When you are basically in a chatroom online with hot girls on cam and you get a boner. Also referred to as cyber boner.
Dude I was in that boner chat last night... Soooo hot
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When you see a very attractive person that it makes you open your eyes wide open. Usually your jaw drops along with it as well.
Damn, I got an eye boner from staring at Bonquisha's ass at the club!
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A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.
#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?
#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?
#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.
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When the crease of a male's jeans appears to look like a boner as they sit down. One of the most annoying things experienced by man.
Betty: "Whoa, check out the size of that guy's wang!"
Sue: "Calm down, Betty, it's just a phantom boner."
Betty: "Damn!"
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A very attractive woman with the name of a witch
"Yo did you see Tabitha's outfit last night"
"Yeah, she's a total boner sorcerous"
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