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boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

by johann1965 July 01, 2010


Burger Boner

A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.

#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?

#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?

#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.

by Intimidating Starlight August 17, 2013


Sun Boner

People who go outdoors when it becomes sunny and warm out (Usually standing/sitting/playing in grassy fields).

Look at all the sun boners playing corn hole and frisbee.

by bobe dole May 02, 2013


The gay boner

When your watching a guys back arch his sexy smile, then his tight butt damn you captain america

I was watching winter soldier then I had a the gay boner (I love marvel and I'm single)

by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 14, 2018


Phantom Boner

When the crease of a male's jeans appears to look like a boner as they sit down. One of the most annoying things experienced by man.

Betty: "Whoa, check out the size of that guy's wang!"
Sue: "Calm down, Betty, it's just a phantom boner."
Betty: "Damn!"

by The Whovian February 12, 2015


Boner Sorcerous

A very attractive woman with the name of a witch

"Yo did you see Tabitha's outfit last night"
"Yeah, she's a total boner sorcerous"

by fucksliknik March 14, 2017


Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by Monster Gagz March 22, 2011