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State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.
Dude...are we staying or going?
Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.
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As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.
"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"
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A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant
He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl
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A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.
#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?
#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?
#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.
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When you see a very attractive person that it makes you open your eyes wide open. Usually your jaw drops along with it as well.
Damn, I got an eye boner from staring at Bonquisha's ass at the club!
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When your watching a guys back arch his sexy smile, then his tight butt damn you captain america
I was watching winter soldier then I had a the gay boner (I love marvel and I'm single)
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People who go outdoors when it becomes sunny and warm out (Usually standing/sitting/playing in grassy fields).
Look at all the sun boners playing corn hole and frisbee.
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