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When the heat outside turns your sweat surrounding the genital region into a soupy, yet creamy mixture.
My girlfriend was hungry after laying on the beach for several hours, so I offered her my dick bisque.
An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.
Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.
When someone higher up the chain decides to be a dick to their direct reports. These direct reports in turn are dicks to everyone below them until it reaches the people on the bottom who don't understand why they've been dicked over.
Man, these expense reports are so much more work. I am so tired of the C-Levels downward dicking us about stupid stuff.
A dick that is not too big, not too small, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.
I pulled down his pants and saw he has a Goldilocks dick!
The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk
Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad
A woman who attracts men all the time unintentionally and is unaware she does.
Guys hit on Ashley all the time, she has no clue, she's a Dick Whisperer.