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Male reproductive organ; penis.
She finally got to see his one-eyed-dragon last night but her expectations were crushed.
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One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.
Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."
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When one is forced to employ a foriegn object to curb the symptoms associated with Dragon's Nostril, in order to maintain an appointment, or just to go to bed.
"The curry was so hot, by the time midnight rolled around, I almost had to put a rag in te dragon's nostril."
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When two men use one arm each to fist a woman. The techiqnue requires one man to use his left arm and the other to use his right. Both fists are put back to back and pushed into the vagina, the idea is to seperate the two fists away from each other inside the woman so each arm resembles the neck of a swan.
"Come here you slag me and this cunt wanna give you the swan Double Dragon ,we'll leave you whistling when you walk"
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This refers to the sexual act of firstly poking the eyes of your woman so she becomes Japanese briefly and then ejaculating in her mouth forcefully. Then, to create the fire dragon effect thwak her back so that the ejaculate is released from her mouth and nose.
Last night i gave my wife the Japanese fire dragon, she loved it.
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Like angry dragon tears but the man deficates into the females mouth and plugs her nose so shit come out her eyes.
That bitch needed to be taught a lesson so I gave her Russian Dragon Tears like she deserved!
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stupid show where people who just have taken many laxitives, get pre-relief for constipation. once they have seen the show(which helps them power up) then they complete the delecate task of ejecting their constipated feces.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhh yeah! relief from my bloated constipation! metumucipal works great, thanks to drangon ball z!
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