chicken eyes

It's when you're trying to explain something to someone very patiently, methodically and slowly, how to do something and they're just staring silently back at you with open eyes, head just slightly tilted, and you know immediately that they don't understand a fucking thing you're talking about.

Hey Cisco, I was trying to tell that dumb beatch Ann at work yesterday how to set her VCR clock and make it stop blinking 12:00 AM and all I got was 'chicken eyes'!!

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green eyes

Eyes that some feel are sexy or exotic, but some people with green eyes, such as myself, feel they seem reptilian and would rather have blue or brown eyes.

"Look at that pretty snake! Those scales, that forked tongue, those green eyes!"
"Yeah, our eyes match."

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bum eyes

Small. peculiar looking French person with extradorinary eyes. Also capable of making 'bum-faces' and the occasioanl 'bum-comment'.

"Bum-eyes you donkey-raping-shit-eater."

"Yes mate."

"Stop making bum-faces."

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whispering eye

It's a vagina.

"I love your whispering eye." Role Models

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Whale Eye

When two people are having sex doggy style, and the man's penis accidentally (or purposefully) slips out and (surprise!) forcefully thrusts into the woman's anus. While still on all fours, she painstakingly turns her head to the side, glaring at him in shock and disbelief with a moan of pain.

"Dude, you shoulda seen the look she gave me when I popped her a surprise and stuck my dick in her ass hole when I was doing her doggy style. Talk about the whale eye!"

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dinosaur eyes

When your eyes are bloodshot due to any number of causes (e.g. after a nap, after swimming, after getting high).

Man, I've got dinosaur eyes! I guess that's what happens when you sleep during the day.

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pilot eyes

(also pilot-eyes)

Derived from the formula of TV shows to set up a potential relationship in the pilot episode. No matter how many relationships the main character may have throughout the series, they will always end up with their 'pilot eyes'.

Can refer either to the character in a TV show, or everyday situations where two people have had ongoing chemistry/sexual tension for a long period of time.

1. Bob: Yo did you see the pilot for 90210 last night? Annie is so gonna end up wth Ethan. He's her pilot eyes.

2. Bob: Dude, when are Seth and Mary gonna get together? Mary should stop seeing other guys. Seth has been her pilot eyes from day one.

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