milwaukees best ice

horrible beer mostly consumed by college students.

Brandon- How did that milwaukees best ice treat you last night.

Jon- Milwaukees beast ran a train on me.

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dirty ice cube

An illicit sex act in which one party inserts a cube of ice into the anus of the other party. The ice is then thrust further inward with the first party's penis. Local legend suggests this practice originated with the Native Americans.

"Did you hear Lisa broke up with Tom? Yeah, he gave her the ol' dirty ice cube and she hasn't spoken to him since."

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cups with the ice

cold balls

ahh ive got cups with the ice

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Ice Cream truck

Your crush. Plain and simple.

As a kid, when the Ice Cream truck would come around, you would get excited and shit. Thats how you feel when your crush walks by.

Dude, Mary is soo cool. Shes my Ice Cream truck

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Alaskan Ice fishing

When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.

I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!

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Croatian Ice Machine

The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.

Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.

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Texas ice sickle

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

i used the Texas ice sickle I made on Abby the other day

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