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"Have you seen those people who put their own names and make the definition good?"
"yeah, they're dumbasss
lmao some dude said flick the bean (which means to masturbate) and than it asks if i want it on a mug BAHBAHABH WTF SURE ILL HAVE FLICK THE BEAN ON A MUG
urbandict makes mugs for every definition and its FUNNNNYYYYYYY
look at the gif i found when i searched it up-
BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING
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a phrase that sounded philosophical to me in my head and has no meaning
cool cat 420: there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make
cool cat 69: LMAO NOPE!
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You can't make something from anything.
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
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When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
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The guy who is and will stay loyal to all in his life. Usually plays baseball or basketball and has curly blonde hair and blue eyes. He is so perfect in every way and he is loved by many! He doesnt usually think he's very attractive. He is SUPER funny and makes every girl GO CRAZY. any girl would be lucky to meet a Robert!
Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!
Girl1: OMG i totally love robert he is so perfect in every way and i love him so much! nobody makes me feel like he does!
Girl2: AWW Robert is totally lovable! u need to go out with him!
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What the asian girl who wants to marry an american citizen said on the mtv show Parental Control
I'm a hustla I'll do anything to make a lil green" (rubs fingers together in the universal sign for makin' a lil green)
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