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When you don't wanna hear someone
Ramsay: Oh Sherlock, is it better if I call you that?
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)
In the beginning humans were born, they communicated through the sounds and actions that they saw fit, to assist them in there struggles and trials. In the end we became complacent, indifferent to the feelings of others and desired something other than communication. We desire embarrassment for the ones that have done us wrong through the absence of talking. The ones that do not like us will spew in the references to degrade us through talking. But most importantly we don’t talk when we find out what others have done to hurt us in the past. No matter the feelings that we have towards them.
As a reference we can refer to Watermelon Sugar, Love, Talk, Rude, Hate, Indifferent, Anger, and Understanding.
But this is an urban dictionary. Beginning with URBAN and ending with the irony of a word Dictionary
1. If you really want to talk about anything just do it. I doubt that anyone else will.
2. As children its easier to talk. But for some people it just doesn’t work that way.
Do nasty things on the phone with your favorite person and go to sleep on the phone
"I wanted to talk😅 but you said you was sleep deprived"
You know I don't actually talk to the people in my life right? They will never get anything even remotely like what I would write here out of me in conversation. You know that right? Because it would be wasted on them. Not because I haven't tried but because the are going to assert so fallacy or they're going to assume they are correct (a priori) and the conversation isn't going to go anywhere. They are going to walk away thinking that they are right without ever having reconcile with the fact that they are speaking in a dialect that allows you de-contextualize the events that have transpired or what was said and create a narrative that does nothing more than assert that I am wrong and the person blatantly misrepresenting the issue is correct.
Hym "Minimal necessary interaction. Leak information in such a way that when the person transmits it through the grapevine and it comes back to me I can be reasonably certain of who's participating in the surveillance. Maybe some small talk. Maybe remind them that they are worthless shit. You ARE going to talk. I am increasingly unhappy with how long this is taking. You had better hope someone is actively working force you to do this and you'd better hope they aren't going to use as much violence."
The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard
Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider
Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey
Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.
*not proven clean talk
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