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Extremely intoxicated to the point of no return.
Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated
Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”
Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”
His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”
Means the same thing as "busting your balls" but applied to a woman
Nah, you're not really fat. I'm just busting your ovaries.
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19th century slang which was popularized more recently by the movie Tombstone. Means "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie.
"Who thinks they can beat me?"
"I'm your huckleberry."
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Slang way to tell someone to shut up, commonly used to replace vulgar, or obscene phrase such as Shut The F**K Up. Unknown by Teachers.
Arturo: Yo, Mark you're so ugly!
Mark: Nize Your Beak! Have you looked in the mirror?
Arturo: Yeah, what about you?
Mark: I said Nize Your Beak!
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A phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall. The 'sign' should be worn by stupid people baring the warrning that they are infact stupid. When someone does something stupid, you can simply tell them 'Here's your sign...'
In the lost luggage section of an airport...
Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."
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a.k.a. "I'm gonna fuck you up".
forewarning of an impending beating, killing etc. that cannot take place at the present time due to one or more factors that may include the presence of one or more law enforcement officers, inapropriate number of witnesses, or a lack of appropriate gear/weapons etc.
You steal my bitch and burn my house. Your days are numbered, asshole.
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