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a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela
man i met an rolling stones kid at orientation today
(n). A type of high you get in the morning because of how high you were the night before.
Person A: Dude, I got hella fucked up at that party last night.
Person B: I know man, I was there... You slapped Cindy's ass and she kicked you in the balls. Haha
Person A: At least I woke up with a hell of a roll-over high from the weed we smoked.
Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence
I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday
The man who will destroy the world in 2020. Betrayer of the Chopstick Gang. Legally is dead inside. His mortal enemy is Orange-Chicken Man
Mr Egg-Roll Man gives me free Egg Roll for rife.
A fart that smells so shifty, it must've rolled off a turd before escaping the butthole.
That one smells like it rolled off a turd.
Not remembering something that happened during a drinking binge. Similar to programming your VCR on the wrong channel and getting nothing but fuzz.
After drinking all night I was rolling blank tape from about 1:00 until 3:00.