I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

I have turned Super Saiyan now.

Super Saiyan: A form in the Dragon Ball franchise. Used to announce that you have developed terminal cancer that you will not survive.

Person 1: Hey, I have turned Super Saiyan now.
Person 2: No way bro, I'm so sorry for you.

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

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Have it with mayonnaise

To push through an obstacle. To remain strong during a hard time.

"I was gon quit, but my mama ain’t raise no hoe so ima have it with mayonnaise.”

do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid

Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?

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