I'm sooooooo fine

A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.

*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.

Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot

I'M ONE

I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE

How old are you? I'M ONE

I'm feeling sunny today

Ok so this word cand have two separate meanings
1. Your feeling very bright and bubbly much like the sun
2. You wanna jump off a hospital building as my time by bo en plays in the background/hj

Person 1:I'm feeling sunny today
Person 2:oh are you ok?????

I'm folking

Kinda like yiking out but better

I'm folking your mother

I'm folking out!

I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!