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Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.

I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.

by professor bixby January 4, 2012

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A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 22, 2017

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Frog Nuts

A sophisticated way of calling a man a slut. Cause the man's nuts be jumping around a lot and during winters stays loyal to one.

Man1:- Broo I cheated on my girlfriend 3 nights in a row.
Man2:- Look at you, you frog nuts

by Lucy50 April 19, 2023

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fake nut

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up

"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"

by Cryptomnesia November 17, 2015

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dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

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Nut Bugget

A mix around of the words, Butt and Nugget Usually used as a diss.

Plankton: Dude. You suck.
Me: Dude. You're such a Nut Bugget.
Plankton: =O That's not nice!

by SillyxJuggalette<3 April 30, 2008

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skittle nuts

Someone who screws up often. A person that continues to make mistakes.

Bob showed up late for work again. He is such a skittle nuts.

by Holla4theDolla July 6, 2009

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