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The act of setting the parental controls on your parents' television to block fox news, OANN, and other conservative news/opinion channels.
I fox blocked my dad's tv this weekend so he can no longer watch news that empowers Trump
(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.
"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."
The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.
I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!
a game that, i dont know nvm
i played my ba- block bros
when a someone says something so cheesy that you just block them.
“He said he loved my feet so i totally just cheese blocked him”
When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.
Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.
A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.
Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)