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A loose, worn out, sloppy pussy.
I bet that road whore's pussy is loose as a wet leather boot.
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Jake walked into a gay bar by mistake, and some guy gave him a wet waldo.
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What you have if you sit in a vehicle after it rains and you left the windows down
Oh shit!! I forgot to roll up my Windows before it rained. I will have a wet ass next time I go to drive.
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The act of screaming so much resulting from being freaked out or laughing so hard that you literally wet your pants.
At first Beth didn't realize anyone saw her masturbating at work but when she realized it she had a wet scream.
That was so fucking funny I had a wet scream!
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What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.
"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."
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When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"
"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"
"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
To blow hard and firm giving an unusually wet blow job while the penis is at it's deapest point, causing a loud, quick, gurgaling sound.
Nikki dismounted me using her signature "Reverse Wet-Vac".