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air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 12, 2010


Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008


poop schute

This is often compared to an ass hole or a butt hole, it is where the poop exits your body, or if your really mad or drunk you can call someone a poop schute, and it can be very offensive

You are being a real poop schute

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 04, 2009


poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.

My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.

by poopy platter July 07, 2011


Poop Lego

A situation that is clearly very horrible/disgusting and highly unlikely. May give rise to repeated circumstances in which the rare event occurs in more frequent intervals.

Wtf this lego has poop on it, who the fucking hell rubs legos on there shit stained ass and then puts them back in the box?! Good Lord I put my hands all over these! Fucking Poop lego!

by Ynohtna Leet March 03, 2011


POOP BABY

A kid named Aj that was born out of his or her moms ass

David- yo Aj your a poop baby
Aj- Fuck me

by David Star May 26, 2020


poop stew

When more than three people shit in the toilet bowl at the same time and proceed to eat it.

Tim, Jerry, Greg, Casey and I made a poop stew last night. It was kinda great.

by FUCK ME 456 February 19, 2017