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Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

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poop schute

This is often compared to an ass hole or a butt hole, it is where the poop exits your body, or if your really mad or drunk you can call someone a poop schute, and it can be very offensive

You are being a real poop schute

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 4, 2009

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Poop taco

A persons anus

last nite she licked my poop taco.

by arb-rym October 20, 2010

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Poop Nasty

Used when something is very bad, gross or horrible.

"Dude that movie last night was poop nasty."

"Your poop nasty for banging that girl last night"

by water ib September 2, 2008

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poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.

My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.

by poopy platter July 7, 2011

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sticky poop

The type of poop that isn't able to be removed from your rear easily. It lasts forever and takes an extensive amout of toilet paper to remove. Thus deeming it sticky in nature. It "sticks" around.

I used all the toilet paper on account of my sticky poop

by Eithwaz March 15, 2014

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poop print

The result after kicking the victim so forcefully up one's anal cavity that after being withdrawn the foot would be covered in fecal matter... Imediately after which you kick the victim in the face leaving a undesirable "poop print".

Shut your mouth or I'll give you a poop print; or I got in a fight with my sister and she poop printed me.

by Hector789456 September 20, 2007

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