When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.
Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!
Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.
I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!
This is often compared to an ass hole or a butt hole, it is where the poop exits your body, or if your really mad or drunk you can call someone a poop schute, and it can be very offensive
You are being a real poop schute
when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.
My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.
A situation that is clearly very horrible/disgusting and highly unlikely. May give rise to repeated circumstances in which the rare event occurs in more frequent intervals.
Wtf this lego has poop on it, who the fucking hell rubs legos on there shit stained ass and then puts them back in the box?! Good Lord I put my hands all over these! Fucking Poop lego!
A kid named Aj that was born out of his or her moms ass
David- yo Aj your a poop baby
Aj- Fuck me
When more than three people shit in the toilet bowl at the same time and proceed to eat it.
Tim, Jerry, Greg, Casey and I made a poop stew last night. It was kinda great.