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After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.
I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special
A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
A Blumpkin completed in an out house.
I was taking a shit in the outhouse off of hole 13 when the beer cart girl came in and gave me a McGregor Special.
The "Onii Chan Special" is where you find someone with a little girl appearance and nut so hard you destroy their arteries
Person 1: Omg did you hear that rob did the Onii Chan Special to Jessica
Person 2: Yes bro I did
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When a lady fits the requirements of what Haji is looking for; Extreme plus size, scarfie, bengali (prefferably darker skin).
That girl is a haji special; fat, scarfie and bungy
When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.
"Dude I heard some wierd groaning last night!" I think someone gave my mum a special goodnight!"
When one ejaculates in a dolphins blow hole, and the dolphin proceeds to eject the cum and water back into one’s face
“I heard my friend Joey got an Atlantis special, I wonder how that felt