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A Super Nintendo game made by Nintendo. The best Mario Kart game ever. Better than Mario Kart 64, better than Mario Kart Super Circuit, better than Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and better than Mario Kart DS.
"Let's play Super Mario Kart instead of one of the other overrated Mario Kart games!"
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One of the few anime amusing shows on American TV, or at least IMO. Chronicles the (mis)adventures of a foul mouthed, lazy,rude, 5 year old pseudo super-hero girl (the title character, who often says "You Dumbass!"), a pet slug named Hanage (name translates to "Nose Hair"), a child-like, yet secretly selfish robot servent named Tetsko, a dysfunctional family of ants, a gay onion/landlord named Laylo, and a man who is Definitely the President (of everything).The show is bizarre, sensless, and seems to have been done under the heavy influence of drugs, but slowly grows on you.
"Yes, I am Definitely
the President. Most Definately"
"You Dumbass!"
"All right, our mission is complete. Let's go eat sushi or something!"
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Super Saiyan five is a fake stage of the Super Saiyantransformation. It was believed to appear in Dragonball AF, but now everybody knows that Dragonball AF doesn't exist, so Super Saiyan 5 has been left to the realm of fanfiction. There is a consensus on what Super Saiyan 5 looks like.
"The time has come to cpmplete my immortality... TO TURN SUPER SAIYAN 5!"
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A money-grabbing scheme made by the biggest football clubs in Europe (by their owners) just to be more financially stable and avoid competing with small teams.
The European Super League cannot happen! #SayNoToESL
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Most likley the greatest video game series ever invented by human hands. Playable characters include: Mario}, Link, Samus, Fox, pikachu,Marth, Ness, Captain Falcon,Ganondorf, Zelda, lcario, Kirby, Ike, Lucas, Bowser, Wario,Luigi, Mr. Game and Watch, Solid Snake and Sonic the Hedgehog
Super Smash Brothers kicks Halo's gay xbox ass
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Type of girl that attaches to you just like super glue attaches to your skin, this type of girl will not leave you alone a second, she will call, email, sms, mms, fax etc with intervals of 5.2 seconds. She asks “Where are you?”, “What you doing?” (Even if she knows that that is your Dump Time) They want to meet all your friends. They want constantly to “do things together”. You can tell by their impression that they die to take a glimpse at your phone, and they ready to sell their soul to have your email password. You can feel their eyes looking at you on the way to restroom. You have impression that you are always observed, and you start believing that the whole world is a conspiracy.
Removing Super Glue Girls.
Unfortunately the traditional super glue remover will not work on this case; you have to leave some of your skin and more to get rid of them. Thanks to them the whole removing thing is a very painful process.
Ex. 1. (January) Friend 1: I’ve been trying to call you all day, but your phone been off!?
Friend 2: Oh my bad, my phone been dead all day, my super glue girl dried the juice out of the batteries, again!
Friend 1: Oh sorry dude! What the hell she wanted?
Friend 2: Oh she was just wondering were we going to spend the New Year’s Eve!
Ex. 2. Wife: Why that bitch keeps on calling you? I am getting tired of her shit!!! I thought between y’all was over!
Husband: Dear, I swear to God it’s been over since High School. Oh baby, I forgot to tell you, she is one of them super glue girls.
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A person who acquires all mbti traits that he or she cannot decide about an specific mbti because he she can relate to every mbti sterotype.
In personality forums when you see a user with an unknown mbti it could be for two reasons: he doesn't know his type/confused about her type or......
He's a super mbti user.
Super mbti user is a very rare species. Probably only one out of millions acquire this trait. She's definitely a special snowflake or a super mbti user.
One clue if one is a legit super mbti user is that she can relate to everyone.
She has the equal balance of s and n, f and t, e and i.. Her right and left brain is perfectly balanced.
In cognitive functions terms, she possess both
Se and Ne,
Fi and Ti,
Fe and Fi,
Ne and Ni.
John: hey do you know what is Doe's mbti? I cannot really type him? Is he an EnFP? No, he's probably an Istp!
Wayne: He's a super mbti user bro. He's a rare species.
John: that's why he's awesome. I wanna be like Doe.
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