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Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs
Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister
The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.
Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note
A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.
Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.
Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”
A person that has a lot of sex
That guy is such a Texas Jotaro.
Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!
When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?