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Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass
did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again
When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.
This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"
"hmm must have been those ticks"
An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.
There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!
The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button
Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone
Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.
Me and my sis played a game of Texas sister twister after the red river rivalry game.