muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

Cake by the ocean

Not actually real cake by the ocean, it’s supposed to be sex or something idk

Tyrone: wanna have some cake by the ocean?
Tom holland: like your ass or real ckae?

princess cake

eating ass

It stands for eating ass

Hey bro have you seen what Viktoria is wearing tonight?
yeah I'd like myself some of that princess cake if you know what I mean ;3

Sink cake

The unfortunate result after a delicious ice cream cake has melted too much to retain it's shape. The cake is moved to the sink and continues to be eaten with a spoon. Often occurs after people are too drunk to remember to put the cake someplace cold.

Dude 1: That cake was delicious! Got any more?

Dude 2: It's in the sink. It was melting all over the counter. Here's a spoon. Have some more.

Dude 1: Hmmmm, sink cake is awesome =

tunnel cake

The fresh human defication created for eating pleasure.

Yeah, hold on a minute boss. I am making you a tunnel cake

Birthday Caking

When someone passes out and you put small pieces of paper between their toes and light them on fire to watch them kick them out in a violent stupor

A dude passed out and we immediately birthday caked this guy, he got up like the grandpa in Charlie and the chocolate factory. Birthday caking shout out the bodega hive