muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

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Puss-cake

Someone is weak like a cat (puss) and soft (cake)

Can't believe you got scared your such a puss-cake !

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Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

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Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

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princess cake

eating ass

It stands for eating ass

Hey bro have you seen what Viktoria is wearing tonight?
yeah I'd like myself some of that princess cake if you know what I mean ;3

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Sink cake

The unfortunate result after a delicious ice cream cake has melted too much to retain it's shape. The cake is moved to the sink and continues to be eaten with a spoon. Often occurs after people are too drunk to remember to put the cake someplace cold.

Dude 1: That cake was delicious! Got any more?

Dude 2: It's in the sink. It was melting all over the counter. Here's a spoon. Have some more.

Dude 1: Hmmmm, sink cake is awesome =

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tunnel cake

The fresh human defication created for eating pleasure.

Yeah, hold on a minute boss. I am making you a tunnel cake

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