On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back
Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?
With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
A funny YouTuber with 200+ videos who does comedic videos with his friend Tada the Pad Thai.
Matthew: Dude, Charles the French is so funny!
Larry: Yes, bro! He is so funny!
A drink of imbeciles.
Only an idiot would drink a French Whiskey.
A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.
French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss
Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?
Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?