they say they are 'friends' but we know the truth
ryan and allyssa: "eww i wouldnt date a 16 year old" "shes 14 itd be weird af"
also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*
Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different
Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self
Rat Jesus. The god of all these fucking rodents. It is whatever rat related you want it to be. The rat that is fucking your wife or girlfriend behind your back.
Just rat.
Ryan don't take this personal >.>
Do you remember that black plague? Ryan Chiang was there.
Smallest kid in the grade, is absent every week for xbox. Hair looks like a mofo mop. Ryan is known for jas .
Ryan O’Connell stuck his dick into the xbox slot and fucked it as he skipped school for a cough.
A noble Motherfucker who grabs his gansta belt on his mothafucka waist and fire his cheap-ass pistol that cost 99 dollars and 15 dimes, da ting goes:
skrrrah!
Pap, Pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)!
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)!
and a Pu-pu-purdrrrrrrrrBOOM! (Boom)
Poom, poom, you don't know
what's two plus two is four minus one that's three, quick maths
yo it's the nobal Ryan Dillon
"est for life"
Verb To stop doing the ryanland, typically forced onto the ryanlander.
Now that the higher-ups are aware of everyone doing the ryanland, everyone is ryan-landing.