A “Christian” fasher who gets angsty for no reason.
Your really being a ANGSTY CHRISTIAN right now
When you run with your arms barely moving. Typically, your arms are making a v shape and your palms are facing the ground. Your arms then swing side to side
Watch me do this Christian Chang.
When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters
I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.
He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours
dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men
Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.
Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?
Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”
When Christian’s get dressed up for Easter and post their family pictures online.
Look all the Christian’s are posting their Christian prom pictures online.