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Michael Mooney the elephant man the elephant man the elephant man!!!!!!!!!
Michael Mooney you're fat
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Suck Michaels dick just do it I think he needs it
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It's just regular sex with adults.
Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."
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The most amazing person in the world. He is cool around the masses but he opens up around the ones he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, cool, nice, sweet, handsome, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate and awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I want to spend the rest of my life in his arms, cuddling him and looking deep in his eyes, with the words "I love you" softly touching his hot lips.
To put it simply, Mike is your main man. The hero. The Mike of your dreams. He's often imitated, never matched.
Example:
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say? He's Mike!
Best Friend: He's King Michael I! I want to grow up to be just like him!
Me: Me too... I envy him so bad.
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A 'Michael Mabey', is a polite way to put something off, when actually the teller knows the answer is going to be "no".
Friend 1: Hey wanna go the movies?
Friend 2: Who's going?
Friend 1: Tom, Dick, and Harry
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 1: Hey your pulling a 'Michael Maybe' aren't you?
Friend 2: Maybe...
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One who many see as the greatest but us actually nothing but an overrated ass bitch
People think I’m the greatest but I’m not so I’m a Michael Jordan
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some gay shit that was born on the side of the road cause thats where most accidents happen. He also lives in a gutter because he dropped out in grade 11. He loves it up the bum and has never 'hooked in' because he can not get a woman that doesn't have a penis.
michael Capobianco/mikes is a gay fuck.
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