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when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants
bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.
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When you and a girl are going at at in whatever gets you aroused, before you "finish" with her, you take a dump on her vagina and nut all over it.
I gave Kevin's girlfriend a Boston Creme Pie yesterday, she loved it.
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When a young male's banana penis thows up ejaculates into a womans pie vagina, to create banana cream pie, or, as we like to call it here, preggers, and/or screwed.
"Hey Jamal, I just gave mary a banana cream pie and she cut off my nuts!"
"that sucks man"
"true dat yo"
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When a man titie fucks a girl, then cums and shits in between her tits, causing an oatmeal cream pie.
I gave my wife an oatmeal cream pie last night and she loved it!Giggedy giggedy
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an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.
girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"
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After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.
The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.
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When you have a person hold a glass pie plate over their face and you take a shit into it.
"That girl would not let me leave the party until I gave her a glass pie plate"
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