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A less abrasive, somewhat childlike way of telling someone to fuck off.
While driving my five-year-old to school, I resisted the temptation to flip the bird; instead I calmly leaned out the window and inquired, “why don’t you blow it out your hi-ho?”
Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.
Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
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Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.
You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.
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An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.
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A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.
I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.
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A solid comeback for when you're getting roasted but they say a bad word so you respond with this.
Tony: you blow your father with that mouth?
Black guy from the hood: the fuck did you just say to my sister?
Tony's son: so that's a crack ho
Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.
Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?
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