When you’re roommate is having sex, kick down the door and run into their room completely nude, ejaculate onto your roommate and dip
Bro remember last night when we gave Zach the gravy train that shit was hilarious
It is the combination of Ground Beef, Mashed Potatoes, and Brown Gravy. The Mashed Potatoes are grounded on the bottom as the foundation, then the Ground Beef is stacked on top of the Mashed Potatoes and topped off with a small amount of Brown Gravy. It is a tradition of Alabama, to squish a dinner roll with your palms and scoop said food combination, it makes for a delicious meal.
"Hey mom, are you making Malachi's favorite meal today?"
"Mmmmm... You did a great job on the gravy train, Mom. The Mashed potatoes taste great!
The act of gluing shreds of paper to your cock and then analy going down on your partner or significant other causing paper cuts and spilling human gravy all over your cock and re lubing it.
Yo me and my gf had a whacky and silly gravy train yesterday!
A group of 5 or more guys switch off having unprotected sex with a girl then try to find out who’s the father.
Shit man we all got drunk and and ran the fertility train through Heather.
When someone goes completely insane out of no where after they have been acting fine. When their mood completely changes from calm to isane.
"what's wrong with her?"
"she fell off the sane train again."
The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.
Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines
2 fat lines are made and snorted.
Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.
Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”
Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"