ADDY-YO

Street slang for adderall

When you tryna get summer skinny and the ER doc hooks you up wit dat addy-yo

Yo, you hear me?

Used to get someone’s attention when they are clearly already listening to you

Also to interrupt them and derail their train of thought

“So yeah i think she’s crazy you know but - “

“Hey yo, you hear me? What you tryna get into later bro?”

Man, yo!

A term used when something is so suprisingly ridiculous, you cannot find the words to explain your utter speechlessness.

Cole: "That bitch got all that orange make-up shit on!"

Van: "Man, yo!"

Yo bro is that a Sony?

Usually at night or when in a dark room, when seeing a floating tv you shouldn't worry about it being your Grandma haunting you after spreading her ashes at the local goodwill but instead it's your goddamn nigerian neighbor named Larry "borrowing" his white friend's new tv for the third time this week.

You *sees a floating tv in the dark*
You YO BRO IS THAT A SONY?

check yo shit

to basically tell sumbody yo goin come check them

also a word new orleans people say

sarah : oh ion wan no problems

me : ohh yeaa ik yeen wan ma people ta come check yo shit

Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.

1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you